blackphoenixrises

Because having that last entry from over a year ago hanging around on my profile just looked stupid. I fail at updating this account. I suppose if for some strange reason you really want to stalk me (or be friends, or whatever) you're most likely to find me on my tumblr: elvendork64.tumblr.com Maybe someday I'll upload some art, because most of the stuff that's on here is so old and outdated it's rather embarrassing.

Yeah, I know. It's a Christmas miracle! Anywaaaaaaaaay, I has news. • I got a tablet for Christmas! Yay! I still don't have a scanner, so I can't really post any non-digital art, but some tablet-y stuff should be up some time in the future. • I almost have 2,000 page views! I feel pretty awesome. So, if you're the 2,000th person, PM me with a screencap and I'll draw you something.... :D Well, there ya go. It's not a novel, but it's the first journal update in, like, 2 years, so I'd say it's something to sing about.

AAGGHHHHH!!!! NONONOOOO!!!! i'm watching LotR on my laptop and it TOTALLY ROCKS and the nazgul dudes are like, 'fear us. we will make screechy noises and sniff u' and the horsies are like 'fear us. we... are black and kinda dead!' and saraman's like 'ZOMGPOWERPOWERPOWER!!' and gandalf's just like 'wooaahh, scary' and aragorn's like 'i am sexy, even though i haven't showered for like, 5 years' and frodo's like 'ooooh crap scary dudes with scary ponies......... AAAGGGGGG!!!! ouchy... sword..thing.... i will... die now....' and sam's like 'y'OK frodo?' and merry's like ' um no freakin durr he's not' and pipin's like 'is it breakfast time yet'